The best parrot jokes

In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy. He is so cute! Does he speak? Asks the white guy. I don’t know I just bought him! Says the parrot.
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Q: What's a polygon? A: A dead parrot.
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Question: What do you get when you cross a shark and a parrot? Answer: a creature that talks your ear off.
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