The best parrot jokes

Q: What's a polygon? A: A dead parrot.
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has 30.94 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: bird, death, math, parrot
A black african man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "That's pretty nice where did you get it?" "Africa" the parrot responds.
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has 26.09 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: bar, black people, geography, parrot
Question: What do you get when you cross a shark and a parrot? Answer: a creature that talks your ear off.
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has 12.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, parrot