The best programmer jokes

A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast. Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ? The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
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What does a network administrator say when he gets back to home from work ? There’s no place like 127.0.0.1!
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Q: Why did the programmer quit his job? A: Because he didn't get arrays.
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A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt. The physicist said "We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed". The engineer said "I think I've got a few spanners in the back. I'll take a look and see if I can work out what's wrong". The programmer said "Why don't we get going again and see if it's reproducible?"
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A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
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Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
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Why was the computer tired when he got home? Because he had a hard drive.
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Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.
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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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