The best programmer jokes

A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: bar, coding, geek, IT, programmer
How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Yes.
has 70.39 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: IT, light bulb, programmer
Why was the computer tired when he got home? Because he had a hard drive.
has 69.94 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer
On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, programmer, technology
A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt. The physicist said "We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed". The engineer said "I think I've got a few spanners in the back. I'll take a look and see if I can work out what's wrong". The programmer said "Why don't we get going again and see if it's reproducible?"
has 68.38 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: car, IT, programmer, science, work
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire? Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer, technology
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
has 67.10 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, nerd, programmer
To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
has 66.56 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer
Programming is like sex One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
has 65.94 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: life, programmer, sex
99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
has 64.93 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, poems, programmer
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