Linux is like wigwam: no Gates, no Windows and Apache inside.
How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Yes.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire? Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll stay with you for a week". The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket. A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give you great sex for a week". The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket. A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll give you great sex for a whole year!" The programmer smiles and walks on. Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised you great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog?" "I'm a programmer," he replies. "I don't have time for sex.But a talking frog is pretty neat."
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
Programming is like sex One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.