The best programmer jokes

To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
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has 63.81 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: bar, coding, geek, IT, programmer
The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer, sport
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT, programmer
Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, geek, Halloween, IT, programmer
Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, programmer, technology
When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer
Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
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has 19.11 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer
In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"
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has 15.58 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: car, geek, IT, mechanic, programmer