The best programmer jokes

99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
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has 62.98 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, poems, programmer
Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
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has 54.04 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: IT, nerd, programmer
Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
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has 49.74 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, geek, Halloween, IT, programmer
Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, programmer, technology
The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer, sport
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT, programmer
When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer
Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
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has 21.42 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer
In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"
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has 14.96 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: car, geek, IT, mechanic, programmer