Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
Chuck can use "save" in real life. But he doesn't need it.
On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.