Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
What is so good about Chuck Norris? He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.