The best relationship jokes

Man comes home from work to find his boyfriend whacking off into a condom. Man says, "WTF?" Boyfriend says, "I am making you a sack lunch!"
has 54.50 % from 206 votes. More jokes about: gay, relationship
The fingers of my girlfriend were in my pants; I asked her "Is it thick?" She said "yes dear." Again I asked: "Is it warm?" She replied: "yes honey." Then I asked: "Is it soft?" She said, "yes of course." "It is my shit!" I told her.
has 53.73 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, disgusting, relationship, sex
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: gay, men, relationship
What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name.
has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: men, relationship
A kid walks up to his teacher and says "When is lunch." The teacher said "When its my break." "Your break for what? the kid asks. "My break up" the teacher said.
has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: food, kids, relationship, teacher, time
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.   After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish. Happy Valentine's Day.
has 47.63 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: marriage, relationship, Valentines day
Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain? A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, relationship
Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people." Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?" Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, friendship, insulting, relationship, stupid
My girlfriend asked me for the 7th time in a row for me to smash raw... She must think I'm made of coat hangers.
has 41.91 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, relationship, sex, work
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.
has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: family, relationship, Yo mama
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