The best relationship jokes

What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men, relationship
My girlfriend asked me for the 7th time in a row for me to smash raw... She must think I'm made of coat hangers.
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has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, relationship, sex, work
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: gay, men, relationship
If I've invested precious time and energy in a relationship, and I've been honest and open, hanging and coping, true blue, a good screw, to some fly guy who's out constantly getting high, then I'm dumped suicide is not one of my thoughts. I'm thinking maybe homicide.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: marriage, relationship, time
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: family, relationship, Yo mama
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong. "Ohhh, it's my girlfriend." "What's the problem?" "When I asked her if she could learn to love me, she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education."
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: love, money, relationship
Q: Why did the lion brake up with his girlfriend? A: Cuz she was a CHEETAH!
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, relationship
Boy: I would go to the end of the world for you! Girl: yes, but would you stay there….
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: marriage, relationship
A fellow always wanted to own a pet skunk, so in the dead of winter, he took his girlfriend with him to go hunting for one. After a bit of waiting, they bagged a skunk and brought him back to the truck. The skunk was very scared and very cold, so the guy asks his girlfriend if she can keep the skunk between her legs to keep him warm. "But what about the smell?" asks his girlfriend. "Oh, he'll get used to it, just like I did."
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, hunting, relationship
Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course! Over and over! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: NO! Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling!
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has 31.64 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: love, marriage, relationship
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