The best relationship jokes

A kid walks up to his teacher and says "When is lunch." The teacher said "When its my break." "Your break for what? the kid asks. "My break up" the teacher said.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: food, kids, relationship, teacher, time
Him: "I'm going to come and see you, I don't care about the gas prices or anything I'm coming to no matter what." Her: "Aw okay, I'm going to get ready." Him: "I love you, I can't wait to see you, I'm getting ready to leave." Her: "Okay honey, I'm on my period, just letting you know." Him: "My car just blew up, I can't come see you." Her: "Get your friend to bring you, he always does." Him: "He got shot I can't come, sorry." Her: "Never mind I'm not on my period, my panties are just red." Him: "My boy said he is okay, he's going to take me, I'm going." Her: "I'm really on my period." Him: "Damn! He got shot again..."
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, friendship, love, relationship
Man comes home from work to find his boyfriend whacking off into a condom. Man says, "WTF?" Boyfriend says, "I am making you a sack lunch!"
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has 54.37 % from 196 votes. More jokes about: gay, relationship
5 stages of being single: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, texting your ex something random then going like "sorry wrong message".
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: relationship, single
Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain? A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, relationship
What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: men, relationship
My girlfriend asked me for the 7th time in a row for me to smash raw... She must think I'm made of coat hangers.
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has 46.63 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, relationship, sex, work
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: gay, men, relationship
Roses are red violets are blue, I have never tried So can I stick it up you?
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: dirty, poems, relationship, sex
If I've invested precious time and energy in a relationship, and I've been honest and open, hanging and coping, true blue, a good screw, to some fly guy who's out constantly getting high, then I'm dumped suicide is not one of my thoughts. I'm thinking maybe homicide.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: marriage, relationship, time
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