The best relationship jokes

A young man decided after 4 years of working nonstop at a decent paying job and saving the bulk of his earnings that perhaps it was time to settle down. He called up an old girlfriend from his high school days and she answered on the first ring. As they spoke and reminisced about old times she said to him "Wow, this has been great, I've really enjoyed speaking with you, but I must ask, where on earth did you find my number?" To which he replied "Honestly? I'm just as surprised as you are, I have been working as a jani tor in our old high school and just happened to see your number etched into the door of a boys bathroom stall! I'm amazed you still have the same number after all these years!" And she responded "Well, how else was I supposed to keep in touch with all the boys I used to sleep with?"
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has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, relationship, time, work
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
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has 55.37 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: gay, men, relationship
Man comes home from work to find his boyfriend whacking off into a condom. Man says, "WTF?" Boyfriend says, "I am making you a sack lunch!"
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has 54.43 % from 208 votes. More jokes about: gay, relationship
The fingers of my girlfriend were in my pants; I asked her "Is it thick?" She said "yes dear." Again I asked: "Is it warm?" She replied: "yes honey." Then I asked: "Is it soft?" She said, "yes of course." "It is my shit!" I told her.
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has 53.73 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, disgusting, relationship, sex
What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: men, relationship
A kid walks up to his teacher and says "When is lunch." The teacher said "When its my break." "Your break for what? the kid asks. "My break up" the teacher said.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: food, kids, relationship, teacher, time
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.   After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish. Happy Valentine's Day.
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has 47.63 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: marriage, relationship, Valentines day
Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain? A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, relationship
Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people." Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?" Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, friendship, insulting, relationship, stupid
My girlfriend asked me for the 7th time in a row for me to smash raw... She must think I'm made of coat hangers.
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has 41.91 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, relationship, sex, work
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