The best relationship jokes

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.   After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish. Happy Valentine's Day.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: marriage, relationship, Valentines day
A kid walks up to his teacher and says "When is lunch." The teacher said "When its my break." "Your break for what? the kid asks. "My break up" the teacher said.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: food, kids, relationship, teacher, time
Man comes home from work to find his boyfriend whacking off into a condom. Man says, "WTF?" Boyfriend says, "I am making you a sack lunch!"
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has 54.59 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: gay, relationship
Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people." Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?" Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde, friendship, insulting, relationship, stupid
Me: "Will you Remember me in a day?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a week?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a month?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a year?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Ok, I have a joke. Her: "Ok." Me: "Knock, knock." Her: "Who's there?" Me: "You didn't remember me."
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has 54.09 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: communication, knock-knock, memory, relationship
Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain? A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, relationship
What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: men, relationship
My girlfriend asked me for the 7th time in a row for me to smash raw... She must think I'm made of coat hangers.
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has 46.43 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, relationship, sex, work
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: gay, men, relationship
If I've invested precious time and energy in a relationship, and I've been honest and open, hanging and coping, true blue, a good screw, to some fly guy who's out constantly getting high, then I'm dumped suicide is not one of my thoughts. I'm thinking maybe homicide.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: marriage, relationship, time
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