The best relationship jokes

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.   After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish. Happy Valentine's Day.
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: marriage, relationship, Valentines day
Man comes home from work to find his boyfriend whacking off into a condom. Man says, "WTF?" Boyfriend says, "I am making you a sack lunch!"
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has 55.44 % from 201 votes. More jokes about: gay, relationship
The fingers of my girlfriend were in my pants; I asked her "Is it thick?" She said "yes dear." Again I asked: "Is it warm?" She replied: "yes honey." Then I asked: "Is it soft?" She said, "yes of course." "It is my shit!" I told her.
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has 55.22 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, disgusting, relationship, sex
Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people." Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?" Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, friendship, insulting, relationship, stupid
A kid walks up to his teacher and says "When is lunch." The teacher said "When its my break." "Your break for what? the kid asks. "My break up" the teacher said.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: food, kids, relationship, teacher, time
What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: men, relationship
Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain? A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, relationship
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: gay, men, relationship
My girlfriend asked me for the 7th time in a row for me to smash raw... She must think I'm made of coat hangers.
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has 43.55 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, relationship, sex, work
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: family, relationship, Yo mama
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