The best relationship jokes

Me: "I'm so lonely." Person: "Hey!" Me: "Leave me alone."
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: relationship, single
I've asked my girlfriend to polish my medieval battle uniform while I go to the pub. She always said she wanted a night in, shining armour.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, relationship, romantic
Half dressed redneck couple sitting on a couch watching the news on TV with man's arm around the woman. The man says "Lookit them homo-sekshuls a ruining the sanctity of our institution. "We oughta go to San Francisco just to show them liberals that marriage means one man, one woman. " "Right, Darlin." The woman replies, "That's right, Daddy."
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: couple, family, redneck, relationship, travel
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.   After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish. Happy Valentine's Day.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: marriage, relationship, Valentines day
Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people." Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?" Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde, friendship, insulting, relationship, stupid
Man comes home from work to find his boyfriend whacking off into a condom. Man says, "WTF?" Boyfriend says, "I am making you a sack lunch!"
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has 54.67 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: gay, relationship
5 stages of being single: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, texting your ex something random then going like "sorry wrong message".
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: relationship, single
Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain? A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, relationship
My girlfriend asked me for the 7th time in a row for me to smash raw... She must think I'm made of coat hangers.
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has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, relationship, sex, work
What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men, relationship
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