The best sex jokes

Q: What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: I can't jelly my dick a baby's throat.
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has 18.94 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, sex
Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age? A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
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has 17.45 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, dirty, sex, women
You work at a corner store and a hot girl walks in. You ask for her number and she gives you a piece of paper with her phone number and address. She tells you to take her out today. She leaves and you tell your boss that you're going to f*uck the sh*t out of her and how you're going to rock her world. You go to her house and your boss is in the kitchen and the girl tells him, big daddy. You run out as fast as you can. You go to work the next day and the girl is there waiting for you and tells you that it's over between you two. Your boss asks you why didn't you go through with it. You tell him you thought you would be mad and fire me if you knew I was talking about your daughter. Your boss says I'm not her father in her Plummer. You ask him why she called him daddy. He says because that's my first name.
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has 16.88 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, flirt, sex, work
Jane. ‘It didn’t work for us.’ ‘Of course it wouldn’t,’ replies Mary. ‘You have to go alone.’
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has 14.31 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: sex
An elderly black man goes to see his doctor for help with his sexual performance issues. The doctor explains that Viagra isn't going to work this time. The man goes back to the doctor a month later for a follow-up. This time he is wearing a new tuxedo, shined shoes, and a top-hat. The doctor is impressed and asks what the occasion is. The old man says, "If I'm gonna be impotent I'm gonna look impotent!"
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has 3.57 % from 1166 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, old people, sex, viagra
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