The best sex jokes

I’m a very giving lover – I give Green Shield Stamps.
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has 24.40 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: sex
John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter. He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
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has 23.72 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist, sex
Q:What did the black girl say while having sex? A:Dad get off me your crushing my ciggs.
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has 23.15 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: How big are the pastro's beds? A: Oh c'mon, it knows every little kid.
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has 22.93 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty, kids, religious, sex
Kock, Knock Who is there? Suck, suck. Suck, suck who? After a long pause with a low voice: My dick; dear!
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has 22.88 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
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has 22.26 % from 314 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, disgusting, life, sex
Two bums are sitting talking. The first one starts bragging, "Today was the best day ever! This morning I found a brand new pack of smokes just sitting on the ground. So you know what I did? I sat and smoked every fucking one of them... had the best day ever." The second bum just laughs, "That's nothing, today I was walking along the rail road tracks and I found this girl laying on the tracks. You know what I did? I fucked her all day long." The other bum interrupts, "Bull! You didn't do it all day long did you?", the other continues, "Well, no but it was for at least a few good hours, best day of my life." The first bums asks, "So did she give you a good blowjob?" The other replies no. "How could you possibly be getting busy with this girl for hours, and she doesn't even give you a blow job?" To which the other replies, "How could she? She didn't have a head!"
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has 20.71 % from 240 votes. More jokes about: black humor, blonde, death, sex
When two men have sex what position are they going to be in? But what about when two dogs have sex? That means that the two men are having sex doggy style then what ways are the dogs having sex? That means that the dogs are having an affair with the men to have sex doggy style.
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has 20.53 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: dirty, dog, gay, sex
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 20.10 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: death, desert island, disgusting, sex, women
My girlfriend used to fake foreplay. A man falls asleep on a beach and gets severe sunburn. He’s rushed to hospital by his wife
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has 19.22 % from 296 votes. More jokes about: sex
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