The best single jokes

Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
Vote:
has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, single, technology
Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant.
Vote:
has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: kids, sex, single, time
Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.
Vote:
has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food, single
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married.
Vote:
has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: bar, marriage, men, single
I don't understand why I'm single my hobbies include smelling my own hair and bragging about how I'm immune to bats.
Vote:
has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: beauty, single
Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.
Vote:
has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, kids, sex, single, women
If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses
Vote:
has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: horse, internet, single, women
<<<3
Choose Another →
Page 3 of 3.