The best single jokes

Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: kids, sex, single, time
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: bar, marriage, men, single
Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, kids, sex, single, women
Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, single, technology
If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: horse, internet, single, women
I don't understand why I'm single my hobbies include smelling my own hair and bragging about how I'm immune to bats.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: beauty, single
5 stages of being single: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, texting your ex something random then going like "sorry wrong message".
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: relationship, single
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