The best single jokes

Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married.
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5 stages of being single: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, texting your ex something random then going like "sorry wrong message".
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Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.
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If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses
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I don't understand why I'm single my hobbies include smelling my own hair and bragging about how I'm immune to bats.
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Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
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