The best single jokes

Me: "I'm so lonely." Person: "Hey!" Me: "Leave me alone."
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: relationship, single
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: bar, marriage, men, single
If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: horse, internet, single, women
Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, kids, sex, single, women
Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, single, technology
I don't understand why I'm single my hobbies include smelling my own hair and bragging about how I'm immune to bats.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: beauty, single
5 stages of being single: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, texting your ex something random then going like "sorry wrong message".
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: relationship, single