The best single jokes

Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, single, technology
Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant.
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has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: kids, sex, single, time
Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.
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has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food, single
I don't understand why I'm single my hobbies include smelling my own hair and bragging about how I'm immune to bats.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: beauty, single
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married.
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: bar, marriage, men, single
Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, kids, sex, single, women
If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: horse, internet, single, women