Joke #11635

I don't understand why I'm single my hobbies include smelling my own hair and bragging about how I'm immune to bats.

'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends."

Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.

Q: What's the worst thing about being lonely? A: Playing Frisbee.

Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it's sad that law allows only one wife.

"Siri, why am I still single?" Siri activates front camera.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant.

While reading the newspaper, Walter came across an article about a beautiful actress and model who married a boxer who was not noted for his IQ. "I'll never understand," he said to his wife, "why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives." His wife replied: "Thank you, dear!"

I was drinking my coffee in a coffeehouse when a beautiful girl came near my table and asked me: "Are you alone?" So I responded: "It's a long time that I'm alone." "So do you mind me to take this chair?" said the girl. I fainted...