The best single jokes

"Siri, why am I still single?" Siri activates front camera.
Vote: has 71.43 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

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Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands. This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man. This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.
Vote: has 70.84 % from 27 votes. Send joke:

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Q: What's the worst thing about being lonely? A: Playing Frisbee.
Vote: has 66.45 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

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Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.
Vote: has 64.88 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

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Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed.
Vote: has 63.66 % from 28 votes. Send joke:

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant.
Vote: has 62.22 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

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Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?" The old woman replies shyly, "Depends..." "Depends on what?" he asks. "On my bottom - where else?!"
Vote: has 61.71 % from 36 votes. Send joke:

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Me: "I'm so lonely." Person: "Hey!" Me: "Leave me alone."
Vote: has 60.56 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

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Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married.
Vote: has 60.15 % from 22 votes. Send joke:

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I don't understand why I'm single my hobbies include smelling my own hair and bragging about how I'm immune to bats.
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

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