The best single jokes

"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"
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has 71.45 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: insulting, single, ugly
Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.
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has 70.46 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, sex, single
A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. The man at the checkout said, "I bet you're single, aren't you?" "Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?" "Because you're really ugly," replied the man.
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has 69.99 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, single, ugly, women
Q: What's the worst thing about being lonely? A: Playing Frisbee.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: single, sport
Me: "I'm so lonely." Person: "Hey!" Me: "Leave me alone."
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: relationship, single
My girlfriend told me that will change me. I thought she was referring to the character, but she found a new boyfriend!
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has 64.69 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: communication, couple, love, relationship, single
Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?" The old woman replies shyly, "Depends..." "Depends on what?" he asks. "On my bottom - where else?!"
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has 64.35 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: flirt, marriage, old people, single
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: baby, fat, mean, single, time
Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed.
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has 62.61 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty, single
5 stages of being single: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, texting your ex something random then going like "sorry wrong message".
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: relationship, single
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