The best single jokes

Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.
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has 71.33 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, sex, single
"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"
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has 70.72 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: insulting, single, ugly
Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
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has 69.39 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, single, technology
Q: What's the worst thing about being lonely? A: Playing Frisbee.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: single, sport
Me: "I'm so lonely." Person: "Hey!" Me: "Leave me alone."
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: relationship, single
A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. The man at the checkout said, "I bet you're single, aren't you?" "Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?" "Because you're really ugly," replied the man.
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has 65.80 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, single, ugly, women
Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed.
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has 64.73 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: dirty, single
My girlfriend told me that will change me. I thought she was referring to the character, but she found a new boyfriend!
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has 64.17 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: communication, couple, love, relationship, single
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: baby, fat, mean, single, time
5 stages of being single: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, texting your ex something random then going like "sorry wrong message".
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: relationship, single
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