The best single jokes

I don't understand why I'm single my hobbies include smelling my own hair and bragging about how I'm immune to bats.
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A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. The man at the checkout said, "I bet you're single, aren't you?" "Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?" "Because you're really ugly," replied the man.
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Me: "I'm so lonely." Person: "Hey!" Me: "Leave me alone."
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"Siri, why am I still single?" Siri activates front camera.
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Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?" The old woman replies shyly, "Depends..." "Depends on what?" he asks. "On my bottom - where else?!"
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant.
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Q: What's the worst thing about being lonely? A: Playing Frisbee.
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Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed.
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Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married.
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5 stages of being single: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, texting your ex something random then going like "sorry wrong message".
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