The best single jokes

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
Vote: has 73.68 % from 45 votes. Send joke:

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Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.
Vote: has 73.64 % from 59 votes. Send joke:

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Me: "Hey, don't assume I'm dying alone. I might find someone, you don't know." Waiter: "I asked if you were dining alone." Me: "Oh, sorry. Yes."
Vote: has 72.63 % from 29 votes. Send joke:

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Q: What's the worst thing about being lonely? A: Playing Frisbee.
Vote: has 69.19 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

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Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed.
Vote: has 66.77 % from 31 votes. Send joke:

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Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
Vote: has 66.46 % from 23 votes. Send joke:

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Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.
Vote: has 64.88 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food, single
Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?" The old woman replies shyly, "Depends..." "Depends on what?" he asks. "On my bottom - where else?!"
Vote: has 64.80 % from 43 votes. Send joke:

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant.
Vote: has 63.00 % from 24 votes. Send joke:

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Me: "I'm so lonely." Person: "Hey!" Me: "Leave me alone."
Vote: has 61.63 % from 23 votes. Send joke:

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