The best single jokes

Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.
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"Siri, why am I still single?" Siri activates front camera.
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Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?" The old woman replies shyly, "Depends..." "Depends on what?" he asks. "On my bottom - where else?!"
Vote: has 66.60 % from 27 votes. Send joke:

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Q: What's the worst thing about being lonely? A: Playing Frisbee.
Vote: has 63.17 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

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Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married.
Vote: has 60.56 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant.
Vote: has 59.19 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

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5 stages of being single: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, texting your ex something random then going like "sorry wrong message".
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Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.
Vote: has 54.59 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Fathers day, kids, sex, single, women