The best student jokes

A first-grade teacher can't 
believe her student isn't hepped up about the Super Bowl. "It's a huge event. Why aren't you excited?" "Because I'm not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too," says the student. "Well, that's a lousy reason," says the teacher. "What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?" "Then I'd be a football fan."
has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: football, student, teacher
"What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?" "She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me." "I don't believe that she cheated on you!" "Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns..."
has 63.12 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: math, phone, relationship, student
Teacher: What happened in 1869? Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born. Teacher: What happened in 1873? Student: Gandhi was four years old
has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: kids, student, teacher, time
Q: Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? A: Because they can spend years at C!
has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: pirate, student, time
Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good? That's perfect!
has 61.94 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: kids, math, school, student, teacher
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this pointless information" "To save lives." the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture. A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?" he persisted. "It keeps the ignoramuses like you out of medical school," replied the professor.
has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: school, science, student
PE Teacher: "Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?" Pupil: "You told me to put it on the Net."
has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, sport, student, teacher
Q: Why did the students study in the airplane? A: Because they wanted higher grades.
has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: airplane, student
I remember my guidance counselor. The guy studied for years for his job, and deepest thing he ever said to me was, "You have your whole life ahead of you."
has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: graduation, memory, student, time, work
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face." "Yes, sir," the boys said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "It's because yer feet ain't empty."
has 57.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: school, student, teacher
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