I may be a cold hearted and a unloving bitch, but I'm damn good at it
How am I driving? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS
I'm not an alcholic
Alcoholics go to meetings
I am a drunk
NO FAT CHICKS!
Dont laugh at my ride, your daughter may be in it!
Horn broke watch for finger
I'm not pshycotic, I cant read your mind.
Keep staring I might do a trick.
Chicks dig my ride.
I found Jesus... he was behind the coach the whole time.
I didn't sell my soal to satan...... but we did work out a rent to own deal.
Dyslexic satan worshipers think they're worshipping Santa.
I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister.
Everyone has the right to be stupid but you abuse the privlige.
I smile because I have no Idea whats going on.
Guys: just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
STOP FOLLOWING ME, I don't know where I'm going.
Yo momma is so stupid she had to use her car key to open the front door just to get in.
A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it.
The genie said, "I will grant you one wish."
He said, "I wish I were smarter".
So the genie made him a Republican.
Vote:
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?