The best stupid jokes

Yo momma is so stupid she had to use her car key to open the front door just to get in.
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has 18.59 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: car, stupid, Yo mama
I may be a cold hearted and a unloving bitch, but I'm damn good at it How am I driving? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS I'm not an alcholic Alcoholics go to meetings I am a drunk NO FAT CHICKS! Dont laugh at my ride, your daughter may be in it! Horn broke watch for finger I'm not pshycotic, I cant read your mind. Keep staring I might do a trick. Chicks dig my ride. I found Jesus... he was behind the coach the whole time. I didn't sell my soal to satan...... but we did work out a rent to own deal. Dyslexic satan worshipers think they're worshipping Santa. I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister. Everyone has the right to be stupid but you abuse the privlige. I smile because I have no Idea whats going on. Guys: just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one. STOP FOLLOWING ME, I don't know where I'm going.
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has 17.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, drunk, god, stupid
Q: Why are there only snow men and not snow women? A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
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has 17.59 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: men, stupid, winter, women
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?
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has 8.20 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food, stupid, time
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