A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it.
The genie said, "I will grant you one wish."
He said, "I wish I were smarter".
So the genie made him a Republican.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat?
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A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
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