The best stupid jokes

A lecturer who was drunk walked in a class. Ater few minutes he wanted to urinate, he ran out and open a zip slowly, so that he may urinate. After urinating, that's when he realized that the zip he opened was for a jacket.
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has 30.43 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dirty, drunk, school, stupid, time
A mother goes to the market and leaves her lilttle boy in the house. Meanwhile, she leaves her phone charging on the floor in the house. Unfortunately, power goes off and there is a message that comes with a sound on the phone. The message reads, ' battery low'. Concerned, the little boy picks the phone and puts it on the table and wait for some time waiting to see another message on the phone that should read, 'battery high'. He was disappointed.
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has 30.20 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: baby, kids, phone, stupid, technology
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid she put her iPhone in the blender and thought it would turn into apple juice.
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has 25.35 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
Did you hear about the two dumb blonds who went two the drive in theater and froze two death they went two see closed for the winter?
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has 24.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, death, stupid, winter
A man asks a guy if he likes fishdicks, the stupid guy answers like this because he thinks that he said fishsticks so he says, "Yes, I Love them." Then the man asks him again and says "Do you like having them in your mouth?" Then the stupid Guy answears like this "Yes I like them in my mouth says the stupid guy confused" Then the man says "What are you, a gayfish?"
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has 21.95 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, gay, stupid
There once was a girl named Pinkie who desired to have a little inky, when the notion of the motion was planted, in her dinky little head. With her butt in the air, while the man in the sidecar tattooed her derriere 100 miles per hour down I 45 to bike fest. Drunk and stupid and would not listen, smeared beyond recognition, she said it was Tinker Bell but we couldn't tell O well.
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has 20.65 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dirty, driving, drunk, poems, stupid
A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit. She stops the car and called out, "Does anybody got any hairspray!?" A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says "Why u doing that?" The blonde says "Hairspray is for dead hairs"
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has 19.72 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, death, stupid
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
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has 19.71 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, Christmas, stupid, Yo mama
Q: Why are there only snow men and not snow women? A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
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has 19.58 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: men, stupid, winter, women
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