The best teacher jokes

Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.
has 34.87 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: money, teacher, weather
I hated my job as an origami teacher. Too much paperwork.
has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher, work
In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, teacher
Teacher: Ramu, why do you always get so dirty? Ramu: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
has 32.95 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do. “The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?” The little girl replied, “My homework.”
has 32.82 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
Little Johnny had just returned from his summer break and gone back to school. Three days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving. "Hold on," she said. "I had Johnny with me for the entire summer and I never called you once when he misbehaved."
has 23.58 % from 293 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, phone, school, teacher
A classic Tommy Cooper gag "I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays", was fifth.
has 17.45 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: gym, men, teacher, time
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