The best teacher jokes

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: “Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face.” “Yes, sir,” the boys said. “Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?” A little fellow shouted, “‘It’s because yer feet ain’t empty.”
has 34.40 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: school, student, teacher
Teacher: Ramu, why do you always get so dirty? Ramu: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
has 33.81 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do. “The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?” The little girl replied, “My homework.”
has 33.31 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, teacher
Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.
has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: money, teacher, weather
Little Johnny had just returned from his summer break and gone back to school. Three days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving. "Hold on," she said. "I had Johnny with me for the entire summer and I never called you once when he misbehaved."
has 23.57 % from 297 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, phone, school, teacher
A classic Tommy Cooper gag "I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays", was fifth.
has 17.45 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: gym, men, teacher, time
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