The best teacher jokes

A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "The Red Sox." "Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too." "That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?" "No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: football, sport, student, teacher
What is a teacher's favorite kind of music? Class-ical.
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has 38.34 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: music, school, teacher
One day a medical professor and his class were standing over a corpse and the professor said, "There are two things to being a medical forensicist. First: Don't fear anything." After saying that, the professor shoved his middle finger up the corpse's anus and licked it. He then told the class to do the same. After hesitating, they all did it. "Next," the professor said, "you have to have a key observation finger. Thus, I licked my index finger."
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has 36.98 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: school, science, student, teacher
Legendarily naughty Little Johnny sat in class quietly as the students were composing a poem with their teacher. When she asked for an F-word that rhymed with "duck" he waved his hand feverishly. The teacher frowned and passed him by. No kids, however, could offer her a solution. Finally she glared at Johnny and called on him. Johnny put on his devlish grin and said, "An F-word that rhymes with duck is...fluctuation." The teacher blurted out, "No Johnny, that's sucks! I'm so sick of telling you what a little frigging a**hole you are!"
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has 36.41 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: duck, little Johnny, student, teacher
Teacher: Ramu, why do you always get so dirty? Ramu: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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has 35.51 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
Teacher: "In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?" Pupil: "Holding up the telegraph lines!"
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has 35.01 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: phone, school, teacher, war
I hated my job as an origami teacher. Too much paperwork.
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher, work
Little Johnny wasn't a very good at speller. One day, during a spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackboard. "Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we have if we placed a "K" in the front?" After thinking a few seconds, Johnny said, "Canoe?"
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has 33.81 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: communication, little Johnny, school, teacher
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do. “The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?” The little girl replied, “My homework.”
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has 32.82 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: money, teacher, weather
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