In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?"
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag.
Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks.
They speak for themselves.
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One day a medical professor and his class were standing over a corpse and the professor said, "There are two things to being a medical forensicist. First: Don't fear anything."
After saying that, the professor shoved his middle finger up the corpse's anus and licked it. He then told the class to do the same.
After hesitating, they all did it.
"Next," the professor said, "you have to have a key observation finger. Thus, I licked my index finger."
Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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