In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?"
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag.
Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks.
They speak for themselves.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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A High School English Teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
She tells the class that there would be no excuse for not showing up, except for a serious injury or illness, or a death in the student's immediate family.
One smart-ass jock in the back of the room asks, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Not an excuse. You can use your other hand to write with."