The best Thanksgiving jokes

Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
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has 41.13 % from 203 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, Thanksgiving
Q: How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving? A: He was very thinkful.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, holiday, Thanksgiving
J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music, Thanksgiving
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, Thanksgiving