J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day?
A: TWERKY!
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A Football team was on the field during practice, when to their surprise, a big turkey suddenly walked up to the coach and demanded a tryout. "Are you crazy," hollered the coach, "we don’t give tryouts to turkeys."
Before he knew it the turkey started dashing towards the football and made a fantastic catch.
"That was amazing," exclaimed the coach.
"I have never seen anything like that! How much do you want for a year?"
"Don’t worry about money," said the turkey, "let me just ask you something, does the season go past thanksgiving?"
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?
A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
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Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner?
He was already stuffed!
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