The best Thanksgiving jokes

Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and Christmas? You're lucky, with us it's any Sunday."
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Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey? A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
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Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
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Q: How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving? A: He was very thinkful.
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Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
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Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape... to play Santa Claus.
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Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler.
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Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert? A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
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Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.
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Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
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