The best time jokes

We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies. We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life, time
Baby, at midnight we celebrate one year from the last time you kissed me. Look how time files!
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has 25.91 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: life, time
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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has 25.67 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, travel
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday Night morning? "Tell her a joke on Monday Morning."
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has 25.64 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, time
Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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has 25.12 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, weather
Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
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has 24.97 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, time
Wine improves with age – the older you get the more you like it.
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: age, time, wife
For thirty years, Officer Johnson had arrived at the police station at 9 A.M. on the dot ready for duty. He had never missed a day and was never late. Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M. passed without Johnson's arrival in the briefing room, it caused a major sensation. All announcements and patrol assignments ceased and the sergeant himself, looking at his watch and muttering, stormed out into the corridor. Finally, precisely at ten, Johnson showed up, his uniform dusty and torn, his nametag missing, his face scratched and bruised, his shield bent. He limped painfully to the time clock, punched in, and said, aware that all eyes were upon him, "I tripped and rolled down two flights of stairs. Nearly freakin' killed myself." And the sergeant said, "And to roll down two flights of stairs took you a whole hour?"
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has 22.70 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: cop, time
Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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has 22.41 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
I've been trying to find the right time to tell my pet hes adopted...
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has 21.41 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, time
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