The best time jokes

One man enters in an ambulant and says to the doctor: - Help me, please. I have a knife in my back. The doctor, looking his watch says: - Now is 2:20 PM, and I work till 2, so as you can imagine I've finished for today, and I can’t help you. Be so kind and come tomorrow morning, at 8. - But tomorrow morning I will be dead. You must help me now. The doctor, angrily says: - I explained to you gently that I've finished my shift for today, and that I can't do nothing for you. You must pass here tomorrow. - But, until tomorrow I will lose all my blood, and I will be dead. Don’t you see that I have a knife in the back. The doctor, already very angry and irritate extracts the knife from the back, and put it in the patients’ eye. - Now you can go to ophthalmologist, he works till 3 PM.
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has 29.51 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor, time
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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has 29.23 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food, time
Q. What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10? A. She picks up her purse and goes home.
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: blonde, time
Four year-old Harry, who could tell time, was playing with a wall clock when her grandpa visited. Later, when he was putting on his coat to leave, the grandpa asked him what time it was. He looked at the clock blankly, and then answered in a triumphant way, "It's time for you to go, grandpa!"
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: kids, time
What fits your schedule better...... Exercising 1 hour a day or being fat 24 hours a day?
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has 28.82 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, time
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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has 28.82 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, travel
Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? A: I haven't seen you for a year!
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has 28.82 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor, new year, time
Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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has 27.74 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, travel
Baby, at midnight we celebrate one year from the last time you kissed me. Look how time files!
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has 27.61 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: life, time
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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has 27.61 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, war
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