Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.