Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.