The best ugly jokes

Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her boss told her to take her ugly ass home, she came back 10 minutes later without her ass.
has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: management, stupid, time, ugly, Yo mama
Yesterday I was at the hairdresser to cut my hair. The cutting of the hair costs 3 Euros but I had only 1 Euro. So I have asked the hairdresser if she will cut my hair also for 1 Euro? She said yes, so I was glad. Ok, it is not perfect, one side of my head is cut a little bit more than the other one, maybe I look a bit weird, but nobody is perfect.
has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: beauty, money, ugly
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, ugly, Yo mama
My mother in law is so ugly that her face is like a masturbated dick!
has 39.12 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: masturbation, mother in law, ugly
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said, "Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers. He could be fired for that." "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!" "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
has 38.50 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, kids, ugly
Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
has 35.73 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: insulting, prison, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: drunk, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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