Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Did you know if you look in the mirror it's the biggest joke ever.
Yo Mama so ugly, that even titanium broke apart when it saw her.
Yo mama so damn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly ass bitch".
Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume? A: Because they're ugly and they stink.