The best ugly jokes

Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: drunk, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Did you know if you look in the mirror it's the biggest joke ever.
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has 27.93 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean, ugly
Yo Mama so ugly, that even titanium broke apart when it saw her.
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has 21.65 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean, ugly, Yo mama
Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume? A: Because they're ugly and they stink.
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has 19.78 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, ugly, vulgar, women
Yo mama so damn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly ass bitch".
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has 19.02 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: hospital, morbid, ugly, vulgar, Yo mama
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