Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
Yesterday I was at the hairdresser to cut my hair. The cutting of the hair costs 3 Euros but I had only 1 Euro. So I have asked the hairdresser if she will cut my hair also for 1 Euro? She said yes, so I was glad. Ok, it is not perfect, one side of my head is cut a little bit more than the other one, maybe I look a bit weird, but nobody is perfect.
Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.