The best ugly jokes

Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
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Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
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Yesterday I was at the hairdresser to cut my hair. The cutting of the hair costs 3 Euros but I had only 1 Euro. So I have asked the hairdresser if she will cut my hair also for 1 Euro? She said yes, so I was glad. Ok, it is not perfect, one side of my head is cut a little bit more than the other one, maybe I look a bit weird, but nobody is perfect.
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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her boss told her to take her ugly ass home, she came back 10 minutes later without her ass.
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Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
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A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said, "Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers. He could be fired for that." "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!" "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
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Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mom.
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