The best ugly jokes

Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, ugly, Yo mama
At a Whitehouse party for past presidents. Michelle Obama caught Barron Trump making faces at Sasha. Michelle walked over to reprimand the child and said, "Barron, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Baron looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Obama, you can't say you weren't warned."
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has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: kids, mean, political, ugly, women
Yo mama so old when she raised her eyebrows they fell off.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, football, mean, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
My mother in law is so ugly that her face is like a masturbated dick!
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has 42.00 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: masturbation, mother in law, ugly
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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