Yo mama so old when she raised her eyebrows they fell off.
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
My mother in law is so ugly that her face is like a masturbated dick!
At a Whitehouse party for past presidents. Michelle Obama caught Barron Trump making faces at Sasha. Michelle walked over to reprimand the child and said, "Barron, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Baron looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Obama, you can't say you weren't warned."
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her boss told her to take her ugly ass home, she came back 10 minutes later without her ass.