The best ugly jokes

Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, football, mean, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yesterday I was at the hairdresser to cut my hair. The cutting of the hair costs 3 Euros but I had only 1 Euro. So I have asked the hairdresser if she will cut my hair also for 1 Euro? She said yes, so I was glad. Ok, it is not perfect, one side of my head is cut a little bit more than the other one, maybe I look a bit weird, but nobody is perfect.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: beauty, money, ugly
Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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