Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
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Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.
Yo mama so old when she raised her eyebrows they fell off.
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mom.
Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
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Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.