Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
At a Whitehouse party for past presidents. Michelle Obama caught Barron Trump making faces at Sasha. Michelle walked over to reprimand the child and said, "Barron, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Baron looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Obama, you can't say you weren't warned."
Yo mama so old when she raised her eyebrows they fell off.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.