The best viagra jokes

Q: Why did the gay man take two aspirin with his Viagra? A: So sex wouldn't be such a pain in the arse.
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Q: Whats the difference between Niagara and Viagra? A: Niagara Falls.
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Q: Why do nursing homes give Viagra to the old men every night? A: It keeps them from rolling out of bed!
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Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
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Q: Why shouldn't Men using iron supplements take Viagra? A: It may cause them to spin around and point north.
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An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra. The doctor said, “That’s no problem. How many do you want?” The man answered, “Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces.” The doctor said, “That won’t do you any good.” The elderly gentleman said, “That’s all right. I don’t need them for sex anymore as I am over 90 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don’t pee on my shoes.”
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Q: What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viagra? A: Oooh - Henry!
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When Viagra first came out my wife and I decided to give it a go to see what all the fuss was about. I popped the pill and waited the 15 minutes and then it was on for young and old. We timed the performance to the minute and it all finally subsided at 3 hours and 17 minutes. I asked the missus what she thought and she simply stated that she couldn't understand what all the hype was about for an extra 17 minutes...
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Viagra is like Disneyland; a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
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An 80-year-old man tells his wife, "I'm going to the doctor to get me some of those new Viagra pills." His wife gets her coat on and says, "I'm going to the doctor, too. If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm getting a tetanus shot."
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