The best viagra jokes

An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra. The doctor said, “That’s no problem. How many do you want?” The man answered, “Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces.” The doctor said, “That won’t do you any good.” The elderly gentleman said, “That’s all right. I don’t need them for sex anymore as I am over 90 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don’t pee on my shoes.”
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, doctor, old people, sex, viagra
Q: Whats the difference between Niagara and Viagra? A: Niagara Falls.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty, viagra
Q: Why do nursing homes give Viagra to the old men every night? A: It keeps them from rolling out of bed!
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has 59.94 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: dirty, nurse, old people, viagra
Mary, a horny and sexy 23 year old and a handsome, single, sexy doctor Matt have an appointment together. Doctor: Well what's your problem madam? Mary: Well, there's something wrong with my tongue. Doctor: What's wrong with it? Mary: Examine it and you'll see. Doctor: Why don't you just- Mary: EXAMINE IT! Doctor: Fine. (Starts examining tongue, confused as there is nothing wrong with it.) Mary: (Suddenly pushes tongue into Matt's mouth) Doctor: (Pulls out tongue, furiously) Oh, so that's what's wrong with your tongue, eh? It's wanting sex. I see. I can fix that. (Goes to lock door, and rips off all of his clothes) Now your turn. Mary: Wow. I should have just asked. Doctor: (Starts to plunge in and out his dick from Mary's pussy.) Do you wanna make it more enjoyable? Mary: (Moaning and groaning sexually) Ooooooh yes.... Baby..... Yes.... Doctor: Ooooooh it feels SOOO good. (Starts to moan and groan sexually, he suddenly cums) Mary: Aaaaah a baby, fuck me more! Doctor: (Goes on top of Mary) I'm fucking you as hard as I can! When the session is finished, Mary wants to tell Matt something. Mary: That was great. But do you know why you got so aroused before? Doctors: Yes. It was very strange, I was not horny before. Mary: My tongue had viagra powder on it. That's why I put my tongue in your mouth.
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has 59.80 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: doctor, sex, viagra
Q: Why shouldn't Men using iron supplements take Viagra? A: It may cause them to spin around and point north.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, viagra
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
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has 54.83 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lesbian, sex, viagra
Viagra is like Disneyland; a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
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has 54.09 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: sex, time, viagra
When Viagra first came out my wife and I decided to give it a go to see what all the fuss was about. I popped the pill and waited the 15 minutes and then it was on for young and old. We timed the performance to the minute and it all finally subsided at 3 hours and 17 minutes. I asked the missus what she thought and she simply stated that she couldn't understand what all the hype was about for an extra 17 minutes...
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has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, time, viagra, wife
Q: What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viagra? A: Oooh - Henry!
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has 53.07 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, viagra
An 80-year-old man tells his wife, "I'm going to the doctor to get me some of those new Viagra pills." His wife gets her coat on and says, "I'm going to the doctor, too. If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm getting a tetanus shot."
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has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: age, doctor, marriage, viagra, wife
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