The best viagra jokes

Q: What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viagra? A: Oooh - Henry!
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Viagra is like Disneyland; a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
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An 80-year-old man tells his wife, "I'm going to the doctor to get me some of those new Viagra pills." His wife gets her coat on and says, "I'm going to the doctor, too. If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm getting a tetanus shot."
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Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.
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A teenage boy overdosed on ten bottles of Viagra. Not only is he lucky to be alive, he’s lucky not to have taken his eye out.
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