The best viagra jokes

Q: Why shouldn't Men using iron supplements take Viagra? A: It may cause them to spin around and point north.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, viagra
Q: How did the first man die from using Viagra? A: The tablet got stuck in his throat and he died from a stiff neck.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: death, medical, viagra
Q: Why do nursing homes give Viagra to the old men every night? A: It keeps them from rolling out of bed!
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has 61.00 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: dirty, nurse, old people, viagra
Q: Whats the difference between Niagara and Viagra? A: Niagara Falls.
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty, viagra
An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra. The doctor said, “That’s no problem. How many do you want?” The man answered, “Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces.” The doctor said, “That won’t do you any good.” The elderly gentleman said, “That’s all right. I don’t need them for sex anymore as I am over 90 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don’t pee on my shoes.”
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, doctor, old people, sex, viagra
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra with 3 Playboy Playmates A: Hugh Hefner.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, viagra, women
An 80-year-old man tells his wife, "I'm going to the doctor to get me some of those new Viagra pills." His wife gets her coat on and says, "I'm going to the doctor, too. If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm getting a tetanus shot."
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has 55.00 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: age, doctor, marriage, viagra, wife
Insurance companies are trying to set new guidelines before approving Viagra coverage. What will they use to set those guidelines? A growth chart.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty, money, viagra
Viagra is like Disneyland; a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
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has 53.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: sex, time, viagra
When Viagra first came out my wife and I decided to give it a go to see what all the fuss was about. I popped the pill and waited the 15 minutes and then it was on for young and old. We timed the performance to the minute and it all finally subsided at 3 hours and 17 minutes. I asked the missus what she thought and she simply stated that she couldn't understand what all the hype was about for an extra 17 minutes...
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has 53.35 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, time, viagra, wife
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