The best viagra jokes

An elderly black man goes to see his doctor for help with his sexual performance issues. The doctor explains that Viagra isn't going to work this time. The man goes back to the doctor a month later for a follow-up. This time he is wearing a new tuxedo, shined shoes, and a top-hat. The doctor is impressed and asks what the occasion is. The old man says, "If I'm gonna be impotent I'm gonna look impotent!"
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has 74.71 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, old people, sex, viagra
Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!
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has 73.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: insulting, lawyer, mean, viagra
Q: Did you hear about the new Viagra eye-drops? A: Apparently they make you look hard.
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has 73.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: health, medical, viagra
Q: Whats the generic form of Viagra? A: Mycoxaflopin.
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has 72.56 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: medical, viagra
A man and his wife went to the pharmacy to pick up his prescription for Viagra. Seeing the $10 per pill price his wife was astonished - but then realized "it's only going to cost us $30 per year."
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has 71.97 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: marriage, medical, money, sex, viagra
Did you hear about the man who spent too much of his company's money on Viagra? Now he's hard up.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: business, men, money, viagra
Insurance companies are trying to set new guidelines before approving Viagra coverage. What will they use to set those guidelines? A growth chart.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, money, viagra
Did you hear about the man who took Viagra and a laxative at the same time? He didn't know if he was coming or going.
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, viagra
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra with 3 Playboy Playmates A: Hugh Hefner.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, viagra, women
Q: Whats the difference between Niagara and Viagra? A: Niagara Falls.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, viagra
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