The best viagra jokes

Did you hear about the man who took Viagra and a laxative at the same time? He didn't know if he was coming or going.
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has 72.80 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, viagra
Q: Did you hear about the new Viagra eye-drops? A: Apparently they make you look hard.
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has 72.05 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: health, medical, viagra
I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn. It doesn't cure it but it keeps the bed sheets off my legs at night.
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has 70.46 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: health, viagra
Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!
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has 70.45 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: insulting, lawyer, mean, viagra
Q: Whats the generic form of Viagra? A: Mycoxaflopin.
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has 70.39 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: medical, viagra
Did you hear about the man who spent too much of his company's money on Viagra? Now he's hard up.
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: business, men, money, viagra
Did you hear about the theft at the Viagra factory? The police are looking for some hardened criminals!
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has 68.83 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: cop, dirty, viagra
Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: computer, dirty, geek, IT, viagra
Q: Why did the gay man take two aspirin with his Viagra? A: So sex wouldn't be such a pain in the arse.
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has 64.50 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: gay, sex, viagra
A man and his wife go to the doctor to see how they could improve their sex life. The doctor recommends Viagra. They come back and see him in a couple of weeks. The doctor says "how was the Viagra?" The wife says "great I love it." Husband says "I like it but it has some side effects, we're bared from McDonald's for life."
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: couple, doctor, food, sex, viagra
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