The best viagra jokes

Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!
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A man and his wife went to the pharmacy to pick up his prescription for Viagra. Seeing the $10 per pill price his wife was astonished - but then realized "it's only going to cost us $30 per year."
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Did you hear about the theft at the Viagra factory? The police are looking for some hardened criminals!
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Did you hear about the man who spent too much of his company's money on Viagra? Now he's hard up.
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Q: Did you hear about the new Viagra eye-drops? A: Apparently they make you look hard.
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Did you hear about the man who took Viagra and a laxative at the same time? He didn't know if he was coming or going.
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Q: How did the first man die from using Viagra? A: The tablet got stuck in his throat and he died from a stiff neck.
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Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra with 3 Playboy Playmates A: Hugh Hefner.
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Q: Why did the gay man take two aspirin with his Viagra? A: So sex wouldn't be such a pain in the arse.
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An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra. The doctor said, “That’s no problem. How many do you want?” The man answered, “Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces.” The doctor said, “That won’t do you any good.” The elderly gentleman said, “That’s all right. I don’t need them for sex anymore as I am over 90 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don’t pee on my shoes.”
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