A man and his wife went to the pharmacy to pick up his prescription for Viagra.
Seeing the $10 per pill price his wife was astonished - but then realized "it's only going to cost us $30 per year."
Q: Did you hear about the new Viagra eye-drops?
A: Apparently they make you look hard.
Did you hear about the theft at the Viagra factory?
The police are looking for some hardened criminals!
Did you hear about the man who spent too much of his company's money on Viagra?
Now he's hard up.
Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers?
A: They grow taller!
A man and his wife go to the doctor to see how they could improve their sex life.
The doctor recommends Viagra.
They come back and see him in a couple of weeks.
The doctor says "how was the Viagra?"
The wife says "great I love it."
Husband says "I like it but it has some side effects, we're bared from McDonald's for life."
Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus?
It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn.
It doesn't cure it but it keeps the bed sheets off my legs at night.
Q: How did the first man die from using Viagra?
A: The tablet got stuck in his throat and he died from a stiff neck.
Q: Whats the generic form of Viagra?
A: Mycoxaflopin.