Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado...
When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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In what type of weather is the vet the busiest?
When its raining cats and dogs.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?
A Avalanche.
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