Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado... When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? A Avalanche.