The best weather jokes

Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, weather
Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado... When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
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has 25.45 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, religious, weather
In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.
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has 22.73 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog, weather
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? A Avalanche.
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has 21.37 % from 483 votes. More jokes about: racist, weather, white people
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