What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? A Avalanche.
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him. He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
Q: What do you call a violent minority? A: A thug. Q: What do you call a violent white guy? A: Officer.
Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey nigger. Gimme a beer". The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?". "The white man says "I don't know lets find out". They switch places. The black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer". The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggers"
The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.