The best weather jokes

What are the similarities between a new wife and a tornado, there's a lot of suckin and blowin and then u lose ur house.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: marriage, weather, wife
Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, weather
McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed him a piece of chewing gum. "It’s to keep your ears from popping at high altitudes," she explains. When the plane landed McNally rushed up to her. "Miss," he said, "I’m meetin’ me wife right away. How do I get the gum out of me ears?" Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the car, jumped in, and pulled on the emergency brake with a jerk. Kelly got out and very proudly said to the man approaching him, "I stopped it!" "I know, you idiot!" said the man. "I was pushing it!"
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: airplane, life, weather, wife
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
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has 37.43 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex, weather
Men are like.....Weather. Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
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has 35.23 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men, weather
Why do blondes like lightning? "They think someone is taking their picture."
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde, weather
Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: money, teacher, weather
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? A Avalanche.
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has 20.69 % from 467 votes. More jokes about: racist, weather, white people
In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.
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has 19.23 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog, weather
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