The best weather jokes

Yo mama so fat she the one that caused global warming when she farted.
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has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fart, fat, weather, Yo mama
Men are like.....Weather. Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
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has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men, weather
Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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has 34.25 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, weather
That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology, weather
There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
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has 33.07 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: family, racist, school, weather
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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has 29.10 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: money, teacher, weather
Why do blondes like lightning? "They think someone is taking their picture."
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde, weather
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