Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.
Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
Men are like.....Weather. Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
Why do blondes like lightning? "They think someone is taking their picture."