The best weather jokes

A woman called the Colorado State Division of Wildlife regarding a snake in her backyard. "Can you tell me what kind it is?" she asked. "Can you describe it?" I asked. "Yes," she said. "It's long and thin."
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, geography, stupid, weather
What are the similarities between a new wife and a tornado, there's a lot of suckin and blowin and then u lose ur house.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: marriage, weather, wife
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, weather, Yo mama
McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed him a piece of chewing gum. "It’s to keep your ears from popping at high altitudes," she explains. When the plane landed McNally rushed up to her. "Miss," he said, "I’m meetin’ me wife right away. How do I get the gum out of me ears?" Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the car, jumped in, and pulled on the emergency brake with a jerk. Kelly got out and very proudly said to the man approaching him, "I stopped it!" "I know, you idiot!" said the man. "I was pushing it!"
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: airplane, life, weather, wife
Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, weather
Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart, weather
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
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has 38.23 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex, weather
There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
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has 36.54 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: family, racist, school, weather
Men are like.....Weather. Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
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has 35.23 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men, weather
Yo mama so fat she the one that caused global warming when she farted.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fart, fat, weather, Yo mama
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