The best white people jokes

Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
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There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.
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Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
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Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
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Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet? A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
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Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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Q: Why did the black person fill uncomfortable? A: Because he was surrounded by crackers.
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Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet? A: None, that's a nigger's job.
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Q: Why are white people called crackers. A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
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Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
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