The best white people jokes

Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
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has 48.96 % from 228 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, mexican, prison, white people
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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has 47.08 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, cop, racist, white people
Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar? A: A jar of mayonnaise.
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has 46.47 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black humor, racist, white people
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
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has 43.82 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
Q: What do you use when white people tell you to erase their history? A: White out.
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has 39.81 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people
Q: Why can't white people swim? A: Cause they get soggy.
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has 39.10 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport, white people
Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
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has 38.55 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: insulting, racist, stupid, white people, Yo mama
One day a teacher asked the class, "What is the difference between a bird and a fly?" A student then replied, "A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird."
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has 38.05 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, student, teacher, white people
Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
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has 36.86 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people, wine, women
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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has 36.29 % from 322 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, racist, white people
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