Q: How do you piss off a white person?
A: Call him a racist.
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Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican.
The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane."
The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country".
The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
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Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto?
A: A victim.
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Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
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Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar?
A: A jar of mayonnaise.
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Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?
A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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Women are just like fine wine.
I only like the white ones.
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Q: What do you use when white people tell you to erase their history?
A: White out.
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One day a teacher asked the class, "What is the difference between a bird and a fly?"
A student then replied, "A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird."
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Q: Why can't white people swim?
A: Cause they get soggy.
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