The best white people jokes

Q: How do you piss off a white person? A: Call him a racist.
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has 49.16 % from 357 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country". The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
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has 49.01 % from 251 votes. More jokes about: airplane, mexican, racist, white people
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
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has 43.87 % from 251 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
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has 42.26 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: insulting, racist, stupid, white people, Yo mama
Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar? A: A jar of mayonnaise.
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has 42.22 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black humor, racist, white people
Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
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has 38.59 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people, wine, women
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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has 38.53 % from 385 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, racist, white people
Q: What do you use when white people tell you to erase their history? A: White out.
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has 36.73 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people
One day a teacher asked the class, "What is the difference between a bird and a fly?" A student then replied, "A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird."
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has 35.99 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, student, teacher, white people
Q: Why can't white people swim? A: Cause they get soggy.
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has 35.94 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport, white people
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