Best white people jokes ever - Unijokes.com - 49 White people jokes

Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".

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Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.

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Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.

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Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet? A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.

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Q: What does a black person have that is white? A: His owner!

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There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.

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Q: Why can't white people swim? A: Cause they get soggy.

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Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.

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Q: Why is it that a white man is hanging on to a car driving 200 km per hour? A: Because a black man is driving it!

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Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.

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