The best white people jokes

Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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has 50.49 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, cop, racist, white people
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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has 49.31 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: black people, Chuck Norris, racist, white people
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
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has 45.93 % from 232 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar? A: A jar of mayonnaise.
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has 44.21 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: black humor, racist, white people
Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
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has 41.46 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: insulting, racist, stupid, white people, Yo mama
Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
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has 39.48 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people, wine, women
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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has 37.86 % from 359 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, racist, white people
Q: What do you use when white people tell you to erase their history? A: White out.
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has 36.03 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people
Q: Why can't white people swim? A: Cause they get soggy.
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has 35.93 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport, white people
There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.
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has 35.85 % from 242 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, white people
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