Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar? A: A jar of mayonnaise.
One day a teacher asked the class, "What is the difference between a bird and a fly?" A student then replied, "A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird."
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.
Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet? A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
Q: Why can't white people swim? A: Cause they get soggy.
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.