Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar? A: A jar of mayonnaise.
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
Q: What do you use when white people tell you to erase their history? A: White out.
One day a teacher asked the class, "What is the difference between a bird and a fly?" A student then replied, "A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird."
Q: Why can't white people swim? A: Cause they get soggy.
Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.