The best white people jokes

Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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has 49.50 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: black people, Chuck Norris, racist, white people
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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has 48.89 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, cop, racist, white people
Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar? A: A jar of mayonnaise.
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has 45.26 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black humor, racist, white people
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
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has 45.00 % from 224 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
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has 41.24 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: insulting, racist, stupid, white people, Yo mama
Q: What do you use when white people tell you to erase their history? A: White out.
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has 40.15 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people
Q: Why can't white people swim? A: Cause they get soggy.
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has 38.41 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport, white people
One day a teacher asked the class, "What is the difference between a bird and a fly?" A student then replied, "A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird."
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has 37.61 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, student, teacher, white people
Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
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has 37.57 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people, wine, women
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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has 36.92 % from 332 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, racist, white people
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