The best white people jokes

Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar? A: A jar of mayonnaise.
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has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, racist, white people
One day a teacher asked the class, "What is the difference between a bird and a fly?" A student then replied, "A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird."
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, student, teacher, white people
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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has 48.27 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, cop, racist, white people
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
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has 46.16 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
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has 45.91 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people, wine, women
There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.
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has 43.41 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, white people
Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet? A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
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has 42.29 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people
Q: Why can't white people swim? A: Cause they get soggy.
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has 39.91 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport, white people
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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has 38.93 % from 226 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, racist, white people
Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
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has 38.25 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: insulting, racist, stupid, white people, Yo mama
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