Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour
Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar? A: A jar of mayonnaise.
Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
Q: Why is it that a white man is hanging on to a car driving 200 km per hour? A: Because a black man is driving it!
A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.