The best white people jokes

Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour
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Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
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A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.
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Q: What's the difference between a working white man and a working black man? A: The White man is working legally.
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Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
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