The best white people jokes

A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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has 52.99 % from 199 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, kids, party, white people
Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
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has 52.82 % from 346 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
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has 51.98 % from 274 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, mexican, prison, white people
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
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has 51.88 % from 402 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sport, white people
Friend 1: "I like my women how I like my milk." Friend 2: "What? White?" Friend 1: "No, expired."
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has 51.87 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, friendship, white people, wife
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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has 51.71 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, cop, racist, white people
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
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has 51.52 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, insulting, racist, white people
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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has 51.11 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, prison, racist, white people
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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has 50.44 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: black people, Chuck Norris, racist, white people
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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has 49.51 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, mexican, racist, white people