A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?"
"Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews?
A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
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Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?
A: An avalanche.
Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mudslide.
Q: What do you call black people running down a hill?
A: A jail break.
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Joke has 51.98 % from 274 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, mexican, prison, white people
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers?
In trouble.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers?
Coach.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers?
Prison Warden.
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Joke has 51.88 % from 402 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sport, white people
Friend 1: "I like my women how I like my milk."
Friend 2: "What? White?"
Friend 1: "No, expired."
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Joke has 51.87 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, friendship, white people, wife
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy?
A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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Joke has 51.71 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, cop, racist, white people
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom?
A: Society!
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Joke has 51.52 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, insulting, racist, white people
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one.
The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican.
The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane."
The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country".
The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
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