Friend 1: "I like my women how I like my milk."
Friend 2: "What? White?"
Friend 1: "No, expired."
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Joke has 53.56 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, friendship, white people, wife
Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews?
A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
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Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?
A: An avalanche.
Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mudslide.
Q: What do you call black people running down a hill?
A: A jail break.
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Joke has 52.97 % from 280 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, mexican, prison, white people
A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?"
"Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy?
A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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Joke has 52.55 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, cop, racist, white people
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers?
In trouble.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers?
Coach.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers?
Prison Warden.
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Joke has 52.43 % from 409 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sport, white people
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom?
A: Society!
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Joke has 52.19 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, insulting, racist, white people
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one.
The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship.
The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need."
The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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Joke has 49.70 % from 200 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, mexican, racist, white people