The best white people jokes

A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour
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There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.
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Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet? A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
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Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
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Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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