The best white people jokes

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
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Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
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A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
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One day a teacher asked the class, "What is the difference between a bird and a fly?" A student then replied, "A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird."
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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Q: Why can't white people swim? A: Cause they get soggy.
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