Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
Q: What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison? A: You know that he actually did it.
An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.