The best white people jokes

An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
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has 54.82 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: bar, democrat, political, racist, white people
Friend 1: "I like my women how I like my milk." Friend 2: "What? White?" Friend 1: "No, expired."
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has 54.20 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, friendship, white people, wife
Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
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has 52.91 % from 311 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey nigger. Gimme a beer". The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?". "The white man says "I don't know lets find out". They switch places. The black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer". The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggers"
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has 52.30 % from 364 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, beer, racist, white people
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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has 52.21 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, mexican, racist, white people
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
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has 52.17 % from 352 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sport, white people
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country". The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
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has 51.83 % from 227 votes. More jokes about: airplane, mexican, racist, white people
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
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has 51.65 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, insulting, racist, white people
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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has 50.54 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, prison, racist, white people
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
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has 50.44 % from 248 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, mexican, prison, white people