Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
Q: What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison? A: You know that he actually did it.
One day a teacher asked the class, "What is the difference between a bird and a fly?" A student then replied, "A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird."
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar? A: A jar of mayonnaise.
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.