The best white people jokes

Q: Why can't white people swim? A: Cause they get soggy.
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has 35.26 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport, white people
Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it? A: A Angel. Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it? A: A Bat.
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has 35.01 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
Q: What does a black person have that is white? A: His owner!
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has 34.80 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: black people, mean, racist, white people
Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet? A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
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has 32.97 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people
Q: What do you get when you cross a black person with a white person? A: Bestiality.
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has 31.93 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
Q: What's the difference between a working white man and a working black man? A: The White man is working legally.
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has 31.86 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people, work
Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet? A: None, that's a nigger's job.
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has 30.66 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: black people, mean, racist, white people, work
Q: Why are white people called crackers. A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
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has 26.76 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: black people, drug, mean, racist, white people
Q: Why is it that a white man is hanging on to a car driving 200 km per hour? A: Because a black man is driving it!
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has 23.79 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, driving, insulting, white people
Q: Do you really want to know why white people are Prejudice, and racist towards black folks? A: Simply because when they go tan their skin at the beach it burn like bleach.
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has 23.59 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
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