The best white people jokes

Q: Why can't white people swim? A: Cause they get soggy.
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has 35.21 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport, white people
Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet? A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
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has 33.21 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people
Q: What does a black person have that is white? A: His owner!
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has 32.34 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: black people, mean, racist, white people
Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it? A: A Angel. Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it? A: A Bat.
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has 31.79 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
Q: What do you get when you cross a black person with a white person? A: Bestiality.
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has 30.15 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
Q: What's the difference between a working white man and a working black man? A: The White man is working legally.
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has 29.60 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people, work
Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet? A: None, that's a nigger's job.
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has 29.07 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: black people, mean, racist, white people, work
Q: Why are white people called crackers. A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
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has 25.85 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: black people, drug, mean, racist, white people
Q: Why did the black person fill uncomfortable? A: Because he was surrounded by crackers.
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has 23.57 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
Q: Why is it that a white man is hanging on to a car driving 200 km per hour? A: Because a black man is driving it!
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has 23.27 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, driving, insulting, white people
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