Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet? A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator? A box of crakers.
There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him. He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
Q: What do you call a violent minority? A: A thug. Q: What do you call a violent white guy? A: Officer.
Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
Q: How do you piss off a white person? A: Call him a racist.
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."