The best wine jokes

Q: What do you call a group of men found drowned in a wine vat? A: The Grape-full Dead!
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: death, men, wine
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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has 28.32 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, religious, wine
Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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has 21.42 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dad, geography, travel, wine