The best wine jokes

Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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has 27.58 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, religious, wine
Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dad, geography, travel, wine
Q: What do you call a group of men found drowned in a wine vat? A: The Grape-full Dead!
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: death, men, wine