Joke #8672

Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.

Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth. The Priests confess his sins.

Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.

A man enters a store and says: "15 litres of wine please." "Did you bring a container for this? " "You're speaking to it."

Jesus walks into an inn and hands the innkeeper 3 nails and says "Can you put me up for the night?"

Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.

Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.

A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident, have a head-on collision with tremendous force. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly, neither of the clerics has a scratch on him. After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest's collar and says, "So you're a priest. I'm a rabbi. Just look at our cars. There is nothing left, yet we are here, unhurt. This must be a sign from God!" Pointing to the sky, he continues, "God must have meant that we should meet and share our lives in peace and friendship for the rest of our days on earth." The priest replies, "I agree with you completely. This must surely be a sign from God!" The rabbi is looking at his car and exclaims, "And look at this! Here's another miracle! My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of Mogen David wine did not break. Surely, God wants us to drink this wine and to celebrate our good fortune." The priest nods in agreement. The rabbi hands the bottle to the priest, who drinks half the bottle and hands the bottle back to the rabbi. The rabbi takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap on, then hands it back to the priest. The priest, baffled, asks, "Aren't you having any, Rabbi?" The rabbi replies, "Nah... I think I'll wait for the police."

Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.