Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice.
This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth.
The Priests confess his sins.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado...
When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
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Where was your mom last night?
At Chuck Norris' place.
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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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I drank so much wine last night that when I walked across the dance floor to get another glass, I won the dance competition.
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
A drunk sitting at a bar observes a very snobby woman participating in a wine tasting contest.
She was very good at identifying the wine.
At the first taste she says: "Cabernet Sauvignon, 1998" and all the people were amazed.
At the 2nd try she answers "Cabernet Sauvignon, 1953" and they were once again amazed.
Then the drunk pisses in a glass and hands it to her.
She tries it and says "Yak, this tastes like piss!"
And the drunk says, "Yeah, but what year was I born?"