Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice.
This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Jesus walks into an inn and hands the innkeeper 3 nails and says "Can you put me up for the night?"
It was the kindergarten teachers birthday and the students decided that they would each buy their teacher a gift.
The first student, whose parents own a florist shop, gave her a present.
She held it and said "I guess that it is flowers".
"How did you guess?" asked the little boy.
She laughed and thanked him.
The second student, whose parents own a candy store, gave her a present.
She held it and said, "I guess that is some candy."
"How did you guess?" asked the little boy.
She again laughed and thanked him also.
The third student, whose parents own a bottle shop, gave her a box which was leaking.
The teacher touched the liquid with her finger and tasted it.
"Mmmmm is it wine?" she asked.
"No," said the little girl.
So she tasted it again.
"Is it champagne?" she asked.
"Noooo," replied the little girl, "It's a puppy."
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Overheard in a restaurant:
She: "This wine is described as full bodied and imposing with a nutty base, a sharp bite, and a bitter aftertaste."
He: "Are you describing the wine or your mother?"
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