Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice.
This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado...
When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
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When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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A priest was driving down the road one day when getting stopped by a cop.
The cop smelled alcohol on the priest's breath and saw an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
He said to the priest, "Father, have you been drinking?"
The priest replied, "Only water, officer."
The cop then asked him, "Then why can I smell wine?"
The priest looked at the bottle and said, "Good Lord! He's done it again."
Your mama so old she sat next to Moses in the second grade.
I'm a wine enthusiast.
The more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I get.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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