Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice.
This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth.
The Priests confess his sins.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado...
When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
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Two nuns are walking back to the convent at night when two men push them into a dark alley and start having sex with them.
One nun says "God, forgive them for they know not what they are doing!"
The second nun says "Speak for yours! Mine is a Master!"
I drank so much wine last night that when I walked across the dance floor to get another glass, I won the dance competition.
I'd tell you that I'm a nihilist but what is the point.
My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last.
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant and have a little wine and good food.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.