Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
A: Because they're ugly and they stink.
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
Dating children.
Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy?
No!
Tell me about it.
It smells of $50 dollar bills.
Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age?
A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday?
A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.
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This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet.
Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.
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