The best jokes about women

A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
has 20.10 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: death, desert island, disgusting, sex, women
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
has 19.74 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dating, kids, men, women
Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills.
has 18.64 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: money, women
What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday? A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.
has 17.25 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, disgusting, women
Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age? A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
has 16.96 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, dirty, sex, women
This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet. Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.
has 11.62 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, masturbation, men, women
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