The best jokes about women

Q: Whats the most worthless thing on a woman's body? A: A Mexican.
has 24.21 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, women
Why did the woman cross the road? That's not the point,what's she doing out of the kitchen?
has 23.90 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: women
Q: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
has 22.70 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: women
What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it. B. Penicillin.
has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men, women, work
A woman went to doctors office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped and asked her what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room.
has 20.88 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: women
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
has 20.68 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: death, desert island, disgusting, sex, women
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
has 20.19 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dating, kids, men, women
Q: Why are there only snow men and not snow women? A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
has 19.58 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: men, stupid, winter, women
What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday? A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.
has 17.54 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, disgusting, women
Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume? A: Because they're ugly and they stink.
has 17.43 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, ugly, vulgar, women
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