Why did the woman cross the road? That's not the point,what's she doing out of the kitchen?
What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it. B. Penicillin.
Q: Whats the most worthless thing on a woman's body? A: A Mexican.
Q: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
A woman went to doctors office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped and asked her what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room.
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
Q: Why are there only snow men and not snow women? A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume? A: Because they're ugly and they stink.
What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday? A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.