The best jokes about women

Q: What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common? A: Both of them make men start talking nonsense!
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, men, women
When a woman found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news. One day later that week, she took her 4 year old son, Sam, out shopping. A woman asked the boy if he was excited about the baby. "Yes", he said. "I know what we're going to name it. If it is a girl, we're calling her Molly and if it is a boy, we're going to call it quits.
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has 26.76 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: phone, women
Question: What do you call a woman who has lost 95 percent of her intelligence? Answer: Divorced.
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has 26.76 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: divorce, women
Q: Whats the most worthless thing on a woman's body? A: A Mexican.
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has 25.84 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, women
A man, a woman, and a great survivor are trapped on an island. The survivor finds a bunch of coconuts. The man thinks to himself, "What if there are other people on the island? Then we won't be stranded!" He throws coconuts at nearby ships, and the island was populated. Everybody looks at him cross. Then they kick him off the island.
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has 24.45 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: desert island, mean, men, travel, women
Knock knockrn Who's there? Woman who? Wo-man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke Knock knock. Who's there? Man. Man who? Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke.
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has 24.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, men, women
Q: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
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has 22.70 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: women
A woman went to doctors office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped and asked her what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room.
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has 20.88 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: women
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 20.72 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: death, desert island, disgusting, sex, women
Q: Why are there only snow men and not snow women? A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
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has 20.48 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: men, stupid, winter, women
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