The best jokes about women

Q: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
has 22.70 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: women
What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it. B. Penicillin.
has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men, women, work
Why did the woman cross the road? That's not the point,what's she doing out of the kitchen?
has 21.89 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: women
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
has 20.88 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: death, desert island, disgusting, sex, women
A woman went to doctors office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped and asked her what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room.
has 20.88 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: women
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
has 20.78 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dating, kids, men, women
Q: Why are there only snow men and not snow women? A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
has 17.74 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: men, stupid, winter, women
Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills.
has 17.55 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: money, women
Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume? A: Because they're ugly and they stink.
has 17.06 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, ugly, vulgar, women
What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday? A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.
has 16.75 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, disgusting, women
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