The best work jokes

A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park. When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was so thick that it would seriously impede or make it impossible for him to photograph anything from ground level. He requested permission to rent a plane and take photos from the air. He arrived at the airport and saw a plane warming up near the gate. He jumped in with his bag and shouted, "Let's go!" The pilot swung the little plane into the wind, and within minutes they were in the air. The photographer said, "Fly over the park and make two or three low passes so I can take some pictures." "Why?" asked the pilot. "Because I am a photographer," he responded, "and photographers take photographs." The pilot was silent for a moment; finally, he stammered, "You mean you're not the flight instructor?"
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has 78.63 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: airplane, stupid, travel, work
A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" He answered, "No." The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the last one, was "Why?" The lawyer answered it anyway: "Never got caught."
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has 78.61 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, prison, work
Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
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has 78.32 % from 2227 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, jewish, mexican, racist, work
When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on.
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has 78.15 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: music, wife, work
A man wanted to become a monk so he went to the monastery and talked to the head monk. The head monk said, "You must take a vow of silence and can only say two words every three years." The man agreed and after the first 3 years, the head monk came to him and said, "What are your two words?" "Food cold!" the man replied. Three more years went by and the head monk came to him and said "What are your two words?" "Robe dirty!" the man exclaimed. Three more years went by and the head monk came to him and said, "What are your two words?" "I quit!" said the man. "Well," the head monk replied, "I am not surprised. You have done nothing but complain ever since you got here!"
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has 78.15 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: food, men, work
At Christmas time, there's nothing I love more than sitting in front of a warm fire, mulled wine in hand, and singing Christmas songs until I slowly fall asleep. Maybe that's why I'm no longer a fireman.
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has 78.12 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, music, time, wine, work
Every day a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this she can’t stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a Supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled, and asks: “What’s threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?” The woman replies: “It’s Frank, the midget.”
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has 78.10 % from 464 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, women, work
Q: What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A: The genealogist checks the family tree and the gynecologist checks the family bush.
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has 78.06 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, family, work
Q: What is the difference between your cock, and your bonus? A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!
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has 78.01 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, money, wife, work
Q: Why was the blonde late for work? A: She was stranded on the broken escalator.
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has 77.89 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: blonde, work
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