An economist is someone who didn't have enough personality to become an accountant.
Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
When do boys ask for a girl’s hand? When they get bored by theirs!
There are 2 types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data
A Georgian man sits in the dock at the court, with his neck bended down. The judge: "Why did you rape the girl?" "I liked her." "Why did you raped the boy?" "I liked him." "Sir, why don't you look to my eyes when you talk to me?" "I'm afraid I'll like you…"
"Mommy! Do Angels fly?" "Yes, they do my love!" "Then, when will our nanny fly? Dad calls her 'My Angel' all the time!" "Tomorrow, my child, she'll fly as far as she goes..."