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Son: Dad, it's so cold in here! Father: Go stand in the corner. Son: Why? Father: The corner is 90 degrees.
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has 78.19 % from 711 votes. More jokes about: math
What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass.
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has 78.18 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, food, relationship
Roses are red violets are blue I have 5 fingers the middle one for you.
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has 78.18 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: insulting, poems
A ship goes out to sea and crashes. 6 people (1 woman and 5 men) survive and use a safety raft to float to this deserted island. Well, after spending several weeks on the island, they all begin to get really lonely and sexually deprived. So they come to this agreement. All of the men will marry the one woman for a week. So the first man has her for one week, the second man has her for the second week, and so on. Everyone will now be getting sex and they all agree to it. This goes on for five years and everyone is happy. Each man gets sex every fifth week and the woman gets to have sex whenever she wants with a different man every week. Well, a few weeks into the fifth year, the woman dies. The first week is pretty bad, the second week is still pretty bad, the third week is getting worse, the fourth week things are just bad, real bad, and the fifth week is just awful. It’s getting so very bad that on the sixth week they buried her.
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has 78.18 % from 696 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, desert island, marriage, sex
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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has 78.17 % from 991 votes. More jokes about: fat, fish, insulting, Yo mama
There's a double Decker bus driving down the street full of passengers, blonde and brunette. On the lower level of the bus, the brunettes are having a good time, talking, laughing, and singing along to the music playing. On the upper part of the bus, the blondes are seated... they're in a panic. They're screaming, terrified, and holding onto each other as the bus moves along the street. Finally, a brunette gets up and walks to the top of the bus to ask what's wrong, and one of the blonde's replies, "what's wrong?!? Well, you'd be screaming too if you didn't have a driver!!!"
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has 78.17 % from 411 votes. More jokes about: blonde, music
Maths teacher: "If you have 12 chocolates and you give 5 to Priya, 3 to Sonia and 2 to Penny then what will you get?" "3 new Girlfriends!"
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has 78.15 % from 306 votes. More jokes about: food, relationship, school, teacher
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from.
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has 78.15 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
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has 78.15 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer
A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say, farmer "Is that bull safe?" "Well, he's a lot safer than you are right now!"
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has 78.15 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal
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