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The game of choice for unemployed people or maintenance level workers is basketball. The game of choice for frontline workers is football. The game of choice for middle management is tennis. The game of choice for CEOs and executives is golf. Conclusion: The higher up on the corporate ladder you are, the smaller your balls are.
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has 78.08 % from 209 votes. More jokes about: dirty, game, management
Vaginas are like weather, when it's wet, it's time to go inside.
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has 78.07 % from 1923 votes. More jokes about: dirty, time, weather
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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has 78.07 % from 1082 votes. More jokes about: fat, fish, insulting, Yo mama
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. “I can hardly believe my eyes!” he exclaimed. That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen.” “Nah, he’s not so smart,” the friend replied. I’ve beaten him three games out of five."
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has 78.06 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: animal
Wife: I want to donate my clothes to people who are starving. Husband: Anyone who fits into your clothes is surely not starving.
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has 78.06 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: husband, wife
A man was drinking at a bar and the bartender came over to tell him he had a visitor waiting for him outside the bar. He had just bought another large beer and he didn"t want anyone to drink it. So, he wrote a little sign on a piece of paper and left it by his beer that said: "I spit in my beer." When he returned to his bar stool there was another note beside his beer: "I spit in your beer too!"
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has 78.06 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, beer
A lawyer and his Czechoslovakian friend were camping in a backwoods section of Maine. Early one morning, the two went out to pick berries for their morning breakfast. As they went around the berry patch, gathering blueberries and raspberries in tremendous quantities, along came two huge bears - a male and a female. The lawyer, seeing the two bears, immediately dashed for cover. His friend, though, wasn't so lucky, and the male bear reached him and swallowed him whole. The lawyer ran back to his Mercedes, tore into town as fast as he could, and got the local backwoods sheriff. The sheriff grabbed his shotgun and dashed back to the berry patch with the lawyer. Sure enough, the two bears were still there. "He's in THAT one!" cried the lawyer, pointing to the male, while visions of lawsuits from his friend's family danced in his head. He just had to save his friend. The sheriff looked at the bears, and without batting an eye, leveled his gun, took careful aim and shot the female. "Whatdidja do that for!" exclaimed the lawyer, "I said he was in the other!" "Exactly," replied the sheriff. "Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you the Czech was in the male?"
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has 78.06 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, food, friendship, lawyer
The nurse told the parents of a newly born child, "You have a cute baby." The smiling husband said, "I bet you say that to all new parents." "No," she replied, "just to those whose babies really are good-looking." The husband again asked "So what do you say to the others?" The nurse replied, "The baby looks just like you."
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has 78.05 % from 224 votes. More jokes about: baby, kids, nurse
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
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has 78.05 % from 394 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
*My dad helping me find a gf* Dad: What do you want most in a woman? Me: My dick. *Grounded and high fived*
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has 78.05 % from 1391 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, sex, women
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