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I was sat with my wife while she sipped on her glass of wine, when she said, "I love you so much, you know. I don't know how I could ever live without you." I said, "Is that you or the wine talking?" She said, "It's me talking to the wine.
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5-6 times, just to be sure.
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has 78.00 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: life
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
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Son: Dad, it's so cold in here! Father: Go stand in the corner. Son: Why? Father: The corner is 90 degrees.
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has 77.99 % from 743 votes. More jokes about: math
The only exercise I have done this month... is running out of money.
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has 77.98 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: gym, money
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium? A: Na
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has 77.97 % from 213 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
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The Democrats have a lot of contenders for the presidential election in 2020. This includes Anthony Weiner and Eric Holder - we are already seeing bumper stickers that say "WEINER HOLDER 2020".
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Three generations of hookers were sitting around the kitchen table one morning. The youngest moans "the economy is so bad, I can only get $20 for a blowjob. The middle aged hooker says "shit, you think that's bad? In my day $5 was a good trick" The oldest says "shit, back in the depression we was just happy to have something warm in our bellies"
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