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Son: "Mom, I love you so much!" Mother: "I don't have any money, try it with your dad."
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Q: What's the difference between a book and a teacher? A: You can shut a book up but you can't shut a teacher up.
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Remove the shower head and place a chicken bouillon cube in it, then put the head back on.
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
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Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
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The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.
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What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each others shoulders? A scrotum pole!
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My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.
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A Texan, a Russian and a New Yorker go to a restaurant in London. The waiter tells them, "Excuse me if you were going to order the steak, I'm afraid there's a shortage due to the mad cow disease." The Texan says, "What's a shortage?" The Russian says, "What's a steak?" The New Yorker says, "What's 'excuse me'?"
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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