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"Mommie, Mommie....did you know that nurses can come apart..?" "Well...no. What makes you say that..?" "Because the other night, I overheard Daddy say that he screwed the ass off of a nurse..!"
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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: The slow ones are in jail.
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has 81.43 % from 2815 votes. More jokes about: racist
If you're scared of dying alone then become a bus driver.
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has 81.42 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
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A big city doctor visits an Indian tribe full of men, he asks "How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?" "Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we'll show you." The next day the doctor shows up and sees a group of men near a donkey. One man says "Since you're our guest you get to go first." The doctor not wanting to go against custom starts to kiss, then proceeds to have sex with the donkey. Then a man in the group asks "Are you almost done Doc?" "We need the donkey to cross the river in order to get to the tribe of women."
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has 81.41 % from 2188 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, doctor, sex, women
An economist is someone who didn't have enough personality to become an accountant.
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has 81.40 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: accountant, work
Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. He was high on my list of priorities.
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has 81.40 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: friendship, life
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
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has 81.39 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, tax, work
Q: What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? A: Beat it. We're closed.
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has 81.39 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: business, dirty, mean, vulgar
Q: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? A: You can unscrew a light bulb.
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has 81.39 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: life, light bulb, women
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