How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
A 5 year old and a 3 year old are upstairs in their bedroom "You know what?" says the 5 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing." The 3 year old nods his head in approval, so the 5 year old says, "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?" "Ok" the 3 year old, agrees with enthusiasm. The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 5 year old what he wants for breakfast. "Shit mum, I don't know, I suppose I'll have some Fruit Loops." (WHACK...she spanks him) He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out. She looked at the 3 year old and asked with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know mum, but it won't be fucking Fruit Loops."
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer? A: They never get old.