The best age jokes

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: age, animal
Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, god, memory, Yo mama
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, Yo mama
A 5 year old and a 3 year old are upstairs in their bedroom "You know what?" says the 5 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing." The 3 year old nods his head in approval, so the 5 year old says, "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?" "Ok" the 3 year old, agrees with enthusiasm. The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 5 year old what he wants for breakfast. "Shit mum, I don't know, I suppose I'll have some Fruit Loops." (WHACK...she spanks him) He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out. She looked at the 3 year old and asked with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know mum, but it won't be fucking Fruit Loops."
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: age, food, kids
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: age, animal
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, Chuck Norris
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
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has 59.09 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: age, car, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer? A: They never get old.
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, kids, racist
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