The best age jokes

Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: age, fart, Yo mama
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time
Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: age, kids
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, car, Chuck Norris, work
A widowed elderly lady was sunbathing on a beach in Fort Myers, FL. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand next to hers and began reading a book.  Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello sir, how are you today?" "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.  "I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked. "First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book. "I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away 3 years ago and it is very lonely," she countered. "Do you live around here?" she asked. "Yes, I live over in Cape Coral," he answered and again resumed reading.  Trying to find a topic of common interest, and noticing that his book was about veterinary medicine, she persisted, "Do you like pussy cats?" With that, the man dropped his book, jumped off his blanket and on to hers, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate ride of her life!  When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?" The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"
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has 56.77 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: age, husband, marriage, men, wife
How do you get four old ladies to shout "F*ck"? Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: age, game, old people
A man is walking through the wood and he meets a really ugly, big and a fat frog. The frog says: "Hello, prince if you kiss me, I will fulfill you one wish. You can wish whatever you want." The man says: "Ok, I will kiss you." He kisses the frog, he has told her his wish but nothing has happened. And the frog said: "Now you can see, such an old man and still believes in fairy tales."
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, mean, stupid
One day, Muhammad's wife called him a pedophile. In response, Muhammad asked his wife, "So, how does a 9-year-old know such a big word like that?"
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, communication, kids, wife
A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a sudden the devil appeared. He was menacing and threatening and the entire congregation started to flee the church except for one old man. When the church was empty the devil went up to the man and asked "aren’t you afraid of me, I’m evil incarnate, the most horrific being in the universe and will most likely torture you!" The man replied "You don’t scare me, I’ve been married to your sister for 35 years."
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has 55.88 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: age, church, marriage, time
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