The best age jokes

I like my women the same as I like my whiskey ... 20 years old and mixed up with coke !
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: age, alcohol, drug, women
There were four people on a plane. One of them, the Pilot. The other was the president of the United States –Obama, The oldest man in the world, and a little boy. The plane was about to crash and the only option for survival was to jump! But there were only three parachutes. The Pilot took a parachute and said, "I'm the pilot, so I should get a parachute." And he jumped off. Then Obama grabs a and jumps saying, "Since I'm the president, I get one too!" And he jumps. The little boy then grabs a parachute and hands it to the old man. The man declines, saying, "No, boy, take it. I'm too old anyway." The boy answers, "What? No! Obama took my back-pack!"
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has 56.22 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: age, airplane, black humor, political, stupid
Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
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has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
One day, Muhammad's wife called him a pedophile. In response, Muhammad asked his wife, "So, how does a 9-year-old know such a big word like that?"
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has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, communication, kids, wife
When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, family
While my six-year-old daughter of the space age and I were reviewing some old photographs, we came across a picture of me when I was a captain in the Army Reserves. “Daddy, were you in a war?” “Yes,” I fibbed, just to see what her reaction would be. Wide-eyed, she gasped, “Against what planet?”
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has 55.88 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: age, dad, military
A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a sudden the devil appeared. He was menacing and threatening and the entire congregation started to flee the church except for one old man. When the church was empty the devil went up to the man and asked "aren’t you afraid of me, I’m evil incarnate, the most horrific being in the universe and will most likely torture you!" The man replied "You don’t scare me, I’ve been married to your sister for 35 years."
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has 55.88 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: age, church, marriage, time
The young fellow is about to marry and asks his grandfather how often a married couple should have sex. His grandfather tells him, "When you first get married, you want it all the time, maybe several times a day; later on, maybe once a week. As you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year, maybe on your anniversary." The young fellow asks, "How about you and Grandma?" His grandfather replies, "Oh, we just have oral sex now. She goes into her bedroom and I go into my bedroom. She yells, 'F**k you,' and I holler back, 'F**k you, too!'"
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has 55.74 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: age, marriage, sex
Doctor: "Tell your wife not to worry about the slight deafness. It is only an indication of old age." Husband: "Doctor, would you yourself please tell this to her?"
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, husband, wife, women
Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
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