The best age jokes

An old seamstress is slowly walking back to her job from lunch, when a flasher jumps out of an alley and opens his coat wide. The old woman looks him up and down, shakes her head sadly, and says "You call that a lining?"
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, old people, work
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, Yo mama
My yoga instructor says I need to work on my breathing. But I mean, 41 years, still alive. I kinda got it.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, life, sport
Yo mama so old, she walked into a museum and found her ex.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, old people, relationship, Yo mama
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
Q: What's the difference between acne and a Roman Catholic Priest from the Vatican? A: Acne would wait until you're at least 13 before it would cum on your face!
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has 59.31 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: age, catholic, dirty, priest, sex
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: age, animal
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
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has 59.09 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: age, car, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
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has 58.87 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, fart, Yo mama
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