The best age jokes

An old seamstress is slowly walking back to her job from lunch, when a flasher jumps out of an alley and opens his coat wide. The old woman looks him up and down, shakes her head sadly, and says "You call that a lining?"
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, old people, work
Q: Do you know why women over fifty don't have babies? A: They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, memory, women
When we moved to the US I was 8 years old. I remember asking my father if I can have an allowance? When he asked me what that was, I said you're allowed to give me money.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, family, geography, life, money
Two old drunks in a bar. The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with either of my hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. "By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I'm gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand" "So," says the second drunk, "what's your point?" "Well," says the first, "I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!"
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, alcohol, bar, bartender, drunk
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
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has 59.89 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: age, car, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, Yo mama
My yoga instructor says I need to work on my breathing. But I mean, 41 years, still alive. I kinda got it.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, life, sport
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: age, animal
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