The best age jokes

A man is walking through the wood and he meets a really ugly, big and a fat frog. The frog says: "Hello, prince if you kiss me, I will fulfill you one wish. You can wish whatever you want." The man says: "Ok, I will kiss you." He kisses the frog, he has told her his wish but nothing has happened. And the frog said: "Now you can see, such an old man and still believes in fairy tales."
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, mean, stupid
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, science, Yo mama
Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate? A: Miracle Whip.
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has 61.05 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: age, masturbation, sex
Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: age, friendship, Yo mama
An old Jewish man gets on the subway in New York and sees a priest. He notices the white collar, and decides to ask what it’s about. "Why do you wear your collar backwards?" The old Jewish man asks. The Priest, being polite, responds, "Well, Sir, because I’m a father." "I am a father too, but I wear my collar normal." "Yes," the Priest begins, "but I am father of many." The old Jewish man shakes his head. "I have 8 children, and so many grandchildren I don’t know most their names, and still my collar isn’t backwards." The priest, aggitated, slams his fist in his palm "Sir! I am the father of hundreds!" The elderly Jewish man, beweildered, stands to get off the subway, and leans over to the priest "Mister, maybe you should start wearing your pants backwards."
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has 60.37 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: age, jewish, kids, priest, racist
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, old people
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: age, animal
Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, god, memory, Yo mama
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, Yo mama
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