The best age jokes

A Marine was going in for his physical. He had celebrated his 45th birthday that weekend. After taking all the tests, the blood other fluids. He was now waiting for the DR. in an office on the table in a paper outfit. The DR came in. After looking over all the notes, the Marine was asked if he had an active sex life. Straight-faced, the Marine answered. "Yes, Sir.' Asked how often, the Marine thought, "I cannot honestly answer that question, Sir." Turning to look at the Marine he was asked, "Why not?" Smiling the Marine stated. "One of the samples that were needed, I asked for some assistance. A nice Lady came in to help me. Would that count?" The DR. signed the paperwork. Walked out of the office saying, "Get dressed. You're fine."
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has 59.89 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: age, doctor, health, navy, sex
Two old drunks in a bar. The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with either of my hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. "By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I'm gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand" "So," says the second drunk, "what's your point?" "Well," says the first, "I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!"
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, alcohol, bar, bartender, drunk
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, Yo mama
Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking. She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
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has 59.50 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: age, communication, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: age, animal
What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: age, animal
Q: What's the similarity between a woman and dog poop? A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, women
Yo mama so old, she walked into a museum and found her ex.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: age, old people, relationship, Yo mama
Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
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