Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate? A: Miracle Whip.
Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
An old seamstress is slowly walking back to her job from lunch, when a flasher jumps out of an alley and opens his coat wide. The old woman looks him up and down, shakes her head sadly, and says "You call that a lining?"
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
My yoga instructor says I need to work on my breathing. But I mean, 41 years, still alive. I kinda got it.
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.