Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
My yoga instructor says I need to work on my breathing. But I mean, 41 years, still alive. I kinda got it.
You know you're getting old when Santa starts looking younger.
Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.
Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking. She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.