The best age jokes

Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate? A: Miracle Whip.
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has 60.69 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: age, masturbation, sex
Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: age, friendship, Yo mama
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: age, animal
An old seamstress is slowly walking back to her job from lunch, when a flasher jumps out of an alley and opens his coat wide. The old woman looks him up and down, shakes her head sadly, and says "You call that a lining?"
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, old people, work
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
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has 59.89 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: age, car, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, Yo mama
My yoga instructor says I need to work on my breathing. But I mean, 41 years, still alive. I kinda got it.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, life, sport
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: age, animal
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