The best age jokes

Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
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has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, time, Yo mama
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: age, animal
What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: age, animal
My yoga instructor says I need to work on my breathing. But I mean, 41 years, still alive. I kinda got it.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, life, sport
You know you're getting old when Santa starts looking younger.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, Santa
Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, god, memory, Yo mama
Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking. She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
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has 57.70 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: age, communication, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: age, fart, Yo mama
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