The best age jokes

An old seamstress is slowly walking back to her job from lunch, when a flasher jumps out of an alley and opens his coat wide. The old woman looks him up and down, shakes her head sadly, and says "You call that a lining?"
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, old people, work
Q: Do you know why women over fifty don't have babies? A: They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, memory, women
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
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has 59.89 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: age, car, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, Yo mama
My yoga instructor says I need to work on my breathing. But I mean, 41 years, still alive. I kinda got it.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, life, sport
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
Q: What's the difference between acne and a Roman Catholic Priest from the Vatican? A: Acne would wait until you're at least 13 before it would cum on your face!
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has 59.41 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: age, catholic, dirty, priest, sex
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: age, animal
Q: What's the similarity between a woman and dog poop? A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, women
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