The best age jokes

When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
You are so old, you fart dust.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: age, fart, insulting
Q: Do you know why women over fifty don't have babies? A: They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, memory, women
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, science, Yo mama
An old Jewish man gets on the subway in New York and sees a priest. He notices the white collar, and decides to ask what it’s about. "Why do you wear your collar backwards?" The old Jewish man asks. The Priest, being polite, responds, "Well, Sir, because I’m a father." "I am a father too, but I wear my collar normal." "Yes," the Priest begins, "but I am father of many." The old Jewish man shakes his head. "I have 8 children, and so many grandchildren I don’t know most their names, and still my collar isn’t backwards." The priest, aggitated, slams his fist in his palm "Sir! I am the father of hundreds!" The elderly Jewish man, beweildered, stands to get off the subway, and leans over to the priest "Mister, maybe you should start wearing your pants backwards."
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has 60.78 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: age, jewish, kids, priest, racist
Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: age, friendship, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between acne and a Roman Catholic Priest from the Vatican? A: Acne would wait until you're at least 13 before it would cum on your face!
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has 60.65 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: age, catholic, dirty, priest, sex
Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, celebrity, kids, life, music
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, car, Yo mama
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, old people
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