An old seamstress is slowly walking back to her job from lunch, when a flasher jumps out of an alley and opens his coat wide.
The old woman looks him up and down, shakes her head sadly, and says "You call that a lining?"
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Q: Do you know why women over fifty don't have babies?
A: They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
My yoga instructor says I need to work on my breathing.
But I mean, 41 years, still alive.
I kinda got it.
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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Q: What's the difference between acne and a Roman Catholic Priest from the Vatican?
A: Acne would wait until you're at least 13 before it would cum on your face!
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?
Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
Q: What's the similarity between a woman and dog poop?
A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
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