The best age jokes

4-year-old: Why are you my dad? Me: Because I made you. 4: How? Me: ... 4: O.o Me: ... 4: O.O Me: With Legos.
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: age, dad, kids
Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
A couple had been married for 30 years and was celebrating the husband's 60th birthday. During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each. The wife said, "We've been so poor all these years, and I've never gotten to see the world. I wish we could travel all over the world." The fairy waved her wand and POOF! She had the tickets in her hand. Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, and then said, "Well, I'd like to be married to a woman 30 years younger than me." The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He was 90.
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has 54.44 % from 257 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, husband, marriage, time
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, math, science
You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: age, kids
Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: age, Yo mama
Your mama so old she still owes Jesus five bucks.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, christian, money, old people, Yo mama
If you're under the age of 25 and you think your life sucks then you better brace yourself.... Life has only given you the TIP of its Dildo.
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has 53.95 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: age, life, sex
Mother: Come on Pete you have to get out of bed or you'll be late for the college. Peter: O mum do I have to, all the teachers hate me, and all the students hate me too. Mother: Yes you do. Peter: Give me a good reason Mother: You're 52 and you are the Principal!
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: age, college, school
A 65 year old blonde has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family. When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says “not yet.” A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again the mother says “not yet.” Finally they say, “When can we see the baby?” And the mother says, “When the baby cries.” And they ask, “Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?” The new mother says, “because I forgot where I put it.”
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, old people
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