The best age jokes

Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
A woman was standing naked, looking herself at the mirror. She was not satisfied with what she was looking at and said to her husband: "I feel awful. I look old, fat, and ugly. I really need a compliment right now." Her husband replied: "Your vision is perfectly nice!" ...and then the fight started.
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has 52.24 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: age, fat, husband, marriage
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
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has 52.05 % from 270 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time, war
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise." "That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?' "Twenty-six," he said.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, alcohol, life, old people
The boss snubs his employee because he took a flashlight with him to a date: "What kind of crap happens nowadays? When I was in your age, I wasn’t carrying any flashlight with me on a date. I was always meeting my girlfriends in the dark." "And what did that got you... Take a look at what you’ve married in to!"
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, dating, marriage
Men are like......Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, food, men
4-year-old: Why are you my dad? Me: Because I made you. 4: How? Me: ... 4: O.o Me: ... 4: O.O Me: With Legos.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, dad, kids
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, Chuck Norris
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, car, Chuck Norris, work
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: age, death, life, time
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