The best age jokes

4-year-old: Why are you my dad? Me: Because I made you. 4: How? Me: ... 4: O.o Me: ... 4: O.O Me: With Legos.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, dad, kids
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
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has 50.67 % from 277 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time, war
Men are like......Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: age, food, men
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: age, death, life, time
Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, family
Deciding to take up jogging, the middle-aged man was astounded by the wide selection of jogging shoes available at the local sports shoe store. While trying on a basic pair of jogging shoe, he noticed a minor feature and asked the clerk about it. “What’s this little pocket thing here on the side for?” “Oh, that’s to carry spare change so you can call your wife to come pick you up when you’ve jogged too far.”
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, health, money, old people, wife
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
You are so old, you fart dust.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, fart, insulting
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