The best age jokes

When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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has 50.96 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, family
Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
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has 50.65 % from 279 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time, war
Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: age, celebrity, kids, life, music
A beautiful woman in her thirties was passing through customs in London, when the customs official asks her what the reason for her trip to London was. Business or pleasure, he asks? Sadness and pleasure! She says to the officer! Why? Well, my 75 years old husband has just died and I came to his funeral! My condolences, says the officer! It must be a very difficult and painful time you're going through! Not really, this is my pleasure! I'm so sad because only now I found out that he was dead broke and did not leave a dime, a penny, not even a will for me!
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has 50.40 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: age, beauty, business, travel, women
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: age, death, life, time
Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
You are so old, you fart dust.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, fart, insulting
Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer? A: They never get old.
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has 49.20 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, kids, racist
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
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has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, celebrity, kids
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